NINe                 @!        9        !@                   n1n3
                     @! Cell Fone Fear  !@ 
nIN3                 @!    überphuck    !@                   nINE



So here's the thing... you get two cell phones.  Both should have the three way 
calling service on them.  Call one cell phone using the other.  Now each cell 
phone has an open line.  Switch both phones over to that line, leaving them 
connected to each other on the other line.

What you can do with this:
Use one phone to call a (gay?) porno number, then hit send again (or whatever
you have to do to start three way calling).  You now have a cell phone with two
lines coming into it; one from the porno number, and the other from the other cell
phone.  Use the other cell phone to call some random person, or some shithead you
don't like.  When he/she answers, press send and initiate three way calling on that
cell phone.  You will have successfully connected that person through the two cell
phones to the porno number.  It will appear to that person as if he/she picked up
the phone to hear the porno number.  You could also call two random people and
connect them together, causing mass confusion, although timing is difficult.

Here's a nice lil figure...

                     _             _
                     |             |
                     |             |
                     |             |
                     |             |
                     |             |
                    /-------\     /-------\
                    | ----- |     | ----- |
                    ||Nokia||     ||Nokia|| 
Other Person or --->||_____||<--->||_____||<----Person to fuck with
 porn number    --->| 1 2 3 |     | 1 2 3 |
                    | 4 5 6 |     | 4 5 6 |
                    | 7 8 9 |     | 7 8 9 |
                    ||* 0 # ||    ||* 0 # ||
                    \_______/     \_______/
                      Cell 1        Cell 2

Hence, each person thinks the other called them.
Oh shit, endless fun.  Lemme tell ya...

über connecting asshole to 1-800-GAYLOVE:

asshole: "hello?"
other end: "Hey men, feelin horny?..."
asshole: "uhhh... hey, yeah..."
...
<me hanging up VERY quickly>

über connecting high school principal to vice principal (at school):

(both parties): "hello?"
<awkward pause>
vp: "Uhh, Brian?"
p: "Yeah, what's up?"
vp: "I don't know, you called me... what..."
p: "What's this, a joke?"
<I put mic of one phone to speaker of other causing massive feedback>
p:  "What the hell?"
vp: Something's wrong with the phones or something..."
<me screaming into both phones and hanging up>